i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

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I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

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I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via pizza)

That’s how you know you love someone, I guess. When you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.
- Kaui Hart Hemmings (via larmoyante)

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What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.
- Unknown (via flowerbrain)

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