i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
That’s how you know you love someone, I guess. When you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.
What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.